it’s not everyday i get an award like this. it’s every week. so this week when i was tagged by one of my new bloggy friends, subWOW, who i’ve quickly come to love and adore, i had to accept my award and follow the rules for eligibility (following the rules is not my strongest suit, but this girl is worth it.) and i’m a suck up.

plus it’s simple: “If tagged, you need to list (and then explain your reasoning) 5 characters you’d like to do the horizontal whiplash with.”

we all know i’m a motherfucking list dork. i’ve even already done a couple of posts like this. there was my top 5 foreign dudes i’d like to get naughty with and the hot couples i’d like to bang a gong with lists.

so i’m not going to repeat any of those characters just for the challenge. and two of my other beloved bloggy friends have already used some of the characters that would be on my list. wicked shawn included roux the gypsy played by johnny depp and lucy spiller played by courtney cox arquette in the show dirt and a vapid blonde included bill compton from true blood (as did subWOW).

so i better get on this shit before my characters are all taken up.

first, there’s heath ledger as patrick verona ”in 10 things i hate about you,” which is a remake of shakepeare’s “taming of the shrew.” how cool is that. he’s an outcast and he doesn’t give a fuck. but he takes a challenge seriously and could win over even the most resistant of girls.  he’s hard core, persistent and a hopeless romantic – in other words a RILF (rebel i’d to fuck).

once he won kat stratford over, she wrote this poem:

“I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair.
I hate the way you drive my car, I hate it when you stare.
I hate your big, dumb combat boots and the way you read my mind.
I hate you so much it makes me sick — It even makes me rhyme.
I hate the way you’re always right. I hate it when you lie.
I hate it when you make me laugh — Even worse when you make me cry.
I hate it when you’re not around. And the fact that you didn’t call.
But mostly I hate the way I don’t hate you — Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all”

i totally get that. and i like it. a lot. i miss you heath ledger. RIP, my dark knight.

second, there’s bill murray in “lost in translation.”  he’s snarky, subtle, gentle, adoring, a bit confused and totally up for fun no matter what time of day or night. plus that deep voice. what’s not to love:

third up is shane from the l-word.  a strong, sexy hairdresser that knows what a girl likes because obviously. and she just so happens to be the lesbian version of johnny depp. woot woot. 

i'm going to mess up that choppy hair even more

forth place belongs to sean penn. that’s right, sean penn, period. i couldn’t pick any one of sean’s characters (i’m a punk so i’m expected to cheat.) he’s just so super fucking talented. that combined with his american spirit smoking, bad boy, doesn’t take shit from anyone, i’ll kick your motherfucking ass if you take that picture, left madonna still wanting him and soulful blue eyes, i don’t even know if i can keep my irish ass down.

you're my punk soul mate

and fifth goes to harvey keitel in “the piano.” don’t judge. he’s one bad lieutenant. and played a crazy aboriginal with heartstrings for holly hunter’s piano keys. he knows how to take care of a girl waaayyy better than her wealthy land-owning husband. he’s a savage alright. in the sack.

(the vid’s a little long, bt worth it. if you have ADHD though, skip to 4:40 to get right to the harvey sexy beast love).

and now i’m tagging:

toywithme

fuckyeahmotherhood

blurt

one of the guys

melissa